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Stolen Valor

Stolen Valor

- We received a dispatch call about a ďhomelessĒ man begging at a corner while wearing a army outfit. Getting there we thought he was a Army vet down on his luck. however when we arrived we found out it was just some stupid guy pretending to be a veteran. This is when the Lieutenant lost his More... »

Shoplifting leads to ass fucking

Shoplifting leads to ass fucking

- If youíre black and reading this, do us in law enforcement a favor - Donít Fucking Run! Just because Jesse Owens could out run the white man doesnít mean you can. Iím tired of having to buy new shoes because you dumb motherfuckers think you can just sprint away. Not how it works home boy. Is More... »

Two daddies are better than one

Two daddies are better than one

- A later date about the defeat indicates of clearing up the roads, a later date. We got some reviews about pimps operating early each morning. Obtaining a pimp that is hard to speak ainít easy. Should you star placing the screws to his home together with your penis, nevertheless, significantly More... »

Serial Tagger gets caught in the Act

Serial Tagger gets caught in the Act

- We discovered the suspect. He possibly tagged team title or his phone title or whatsoever, but he didnít reach complete before we broke his butt. He attempted to flee the fencing within, but since were police whoíve substantial police instruction we could apprehend the suspect rapidly. We More... »

Get Fucked By The Police

Get Fucked By The Police

- We got a about an chopshop. Quickly once we declare and hit our existence, a set of fingers increase. Paydirt. We discovered a Mustang we looked for along with a homie that had lots of perspective. We wouldnít need to be all-up inside your company darling perhaps should you didnít operate an More... »